gosh i want a cosplaying boyfriend or girlfriend
even if we cosplay characters that dont make sense that’s even better
what’s that over there? rose lalonde making out with the grand highblood?
damn thats hot.
"you need to go on a diet"
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
… Pretty sure that’s a whale shark.
Megalodon sharks became extinct millions of years ago, FAR before humans existed.
Whale sharks are as big as whales (they also eat the same things) but are actually sharks.
That isn’t an extinct shark, it’s a WHALE. SHARK.
She doesn’t curse, only rarely like when she snaps and it is usually in French.
Instead, she uses soft phrases like:
She also calls all her friends ‘cutie pie’s and such.
Seychelles never disliked England’s cooking or baking. His baking is TOP NOTCH and he has some of the best chiefs in the world in his country. She adores his pastries and sweets, as well as his creative meals and snacks.
France teased her about just kissing his butt and just telling him things to make him feel better. But, she means it. It actually makes him want to cry when she asks for more or even has a pleased expression when she eats. Knowing that someone actually tells him his culinary skills are amazing makes him feel young and alive again.
saying “i run a blog” makes it sound so legit
like you’re in charge of a really important project or something
"oh yeah, i run a blog centering around the analysis of symbolism in popular television and how those symbols reflect the modern cultural mindset; specifically, the controversy surrounding physical/emotional homoeroticism and its reception with the masses"
kidding, i mostly just cry and talk about butts