Momo-Sey

mrcheyl:

dre3k:

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

raspbeary:

mahou shoujo starfire ੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚ feat. silkie

raspbeary:

mahou shoujo starfire ੭•̀ω•́)੭̸*✩⁺˚ feat. silkie

I sent my friend the left picture of me inside of a pool floatie that I was helping deflate and she sent me back the right picture with the caption “drowning in the pussy”.
I choose my friends wisely.

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful

Okay so my sister is technically the only person close to me that knows I’m pan, right?
On our way home she asks me:
“Hey, like, I know you’re pan or whatever, but what is your preference more often?”, which was a totally valid question.
I was just,
“… Ya know, boys are really annoying to me lately? So..”
“They’re drama, huh?”
“yEAH PRetTY MUcH”

I’m glad that both a straight girl and a queer agree that guys can be plain assholes most of the time. Not all guys, but the majority. Some guys are okay to be around sometimes.

kaitiiu:

mspoffin:

wtf do i even wear on a date

cosplay

the-pentagram-princess:

parents comin’ in to your room like 

image

platinumbootyreportingforduty:

Oops I accidentally Homestucked

platinumbootyreportingforduty:

Oops I accidentally Homestucked

platinumbootyreportingforduty:

Oh no. I’m a kawaii piece of shit.

platinumbootyreportingforduty:

Oh no. I’m a kawaii piece of shit.

Me: Shit, when am I gonna get my period?
-moves a little-
Me: Whoop there it is